"The GOP proposed that President Trump be given the new executive position of Dictator perpetuo, a title once held by Julius Caesar.  This position, granted with the consent of the Republican-controlled Senate, will allow Trump the authority needed to bring the United States back to preeminence in world affairs by rewriting the Constitution at will and abolishing regulations that only serve an ideological bias.  The position of  Dictator perpetuo will come, as it did in ancient Roman times, with divine honors, as well as an apotheosis as Divus Iulius, a complex of honors aimed at eternity and divinity.  Without exception, leading Republican lawmakers and right-leaning members of the judiciary have praised the proposition as the only way forward in a world swamped with sin and degradation.  When asked for an example of the possible benefit of the proposed change to the American system of government,  Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) mentioned the possibility of mandating that employees accept TrumpCoin as wages instead of the US dollar.  "We all know that the dollar has become devalued and corrupted because the Jew George Soros has infiltrated the Treasury with his network of hook-nosed spies," Rep. Greene said in a lengthy harangue to the press Thursday."   ---Washington Post